Yesterday the weather was gorgeous, and M asked to go to the zoo after her nap (which she did not take), so I obliged. I decided to wear her in the Onya, knowing she’d want in and out a bunch, because it’s a hell of a lot easier for me to wrangle the carrier while chasing her around the zoo than to wrangle the empty stroller. We had a lot of fun until the drive home, when I made the mistake of asking M what she’d done at school that morning, to which she responded with something I didn’t understand, and OMG, how dare I not understand her? The screaming, oh my god, the screaming. This kid has LUNGS. It was a harrowing drive.